The Anti Alvin is Alvin’s arch-nemesis.
The Anti Alvin spends more time gadding all over the real world than the Internet.
Keeping in mind that we’re all going to die one day and that we don’t have all the time in the world, Anti Alvin doesn’t just read anything or watch anything. Anti Alvin subscribes to the philosophy that a form of expression must at least entertain, educate or enchant. Should it fail to perform any one of the abovementioned functions, it is deemed as a waste of time and hence an unnecessary opportunity cost. But the Anti Alvin is easily amused.
This being said, the Anti Alvin is also a whimsical creature who seeks adventure in the name of curiosity.
The Anti Alvin is the kind of person who bothers to look at the ceiling when entering a room, observe the next person in the train and gaze at the rare blue kingfisher by the longkang. What Alvin’s wandering eye misses, the Anti Alvin notices.
The Anti Alvin can carry a tune but cannot draw as well as Alvin, except maybe on female faces.
The Anti Alvin does not practise gender discrimination. 
Both males and females are more than welcome to contact Anti Alvin at antialvin@gmail.com.
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