NDP Fun Pack Song – Who Approved It? Kee Chiew!

Lady Gaga is not happy (designed dialogue)
Lady Gaga is not happy (designed dialogue)

What was the NDP Committee thinking when they approved the lyrics for this horrendous massacre of Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance?

We must be the first country in the world to stoop so low as to sing and wax lyrical tributes to a free goodie bag received on our National Day, praising the bag’s content, one by one (NEWater included). Well done Haresh Sharma.

Maybe with the exodus of their two top talents, Major-General Chan Chun Sing and Brigadier-General Tan Chuan Jin to enter politics, the key NDP organiser, SAF is temporarily handicapped.

Watch and cringe:

Here’s the full lyrics via MrBrown.com:

The Fun Pack Song (sung to the tune of Bad Romance)

Oh o o o o o o o o
Time for the fun pack song
Oh o o o o o o o o
We like the fun pack song

Let’s start with the bag
That’s right, grab your bag
It’s the fun pack bag
Attack the fun pack

(REPEAT)

Hold up your flag, don’t you forget
You can wave it if you feel like it
Let’s wave the flag
Wave wave wave
Let’s wave the flag
Take out your light stick, it’s two of a kind
It’s interactive, means you can join
Just pretend
Oh oh oh… It’s a disco

(SPOKEN)

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want a wet, wet tissue

I want Newater and I want a cold drink
You and me, let’s share a bit
I want a biscuit and I want a sweet
You and me, let’s share this treat

Kopi-O o o o o o o o o
Time for the fun pack song
Kopi-O o o o o o o o o
We like the fun pack song

Let’s start with the bag
That’s right, grab your bag
It’s the fun pack bag
Attack the fun pack

I want Newater and I want a cold drink
You and me, let’s share a bit
I want a biscuit and I want a sweet
You and me, let’s share this treat

Kopi-O o o o o o o o o
Time for the fun pack song
Kopi-O o o o o o o o o
We like the fun pack song

Let’s start with the bag
That’s right, grab your bag
It’s the fun pack bag
Attack the fun pack!

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