True Story: SMRT President & CEO Saw Phaik Hwa is an Ardent Practitioner of Taiji

"Seawiciously" hor
"Seawiciously" hor

It is stated on SMRT‘s own Board of Directors page on their coporate website:

“Ms Saw is an ardent practitioner of taiji and sits on the Council of the Singapore Jian Chuan Tai Chi Chuan Physical Culture Association as President and as Vice President on the Executive Committee of the International Wu Style Tai Chi Chuan Federation. She is also appointed as Governor for Singapore and Malaysia for the international body of Wu’s Tai Chi Chuan Academy as well as 3rd Vice Chairman of Singapore Wushu Dragon & Lion Dance Federation.”

In today’s news, SMRT CEO Saw Phaik Hwa apologised to commuters for the five-hour long train disruption on yesterday evening.

Ms Saw promised that SMRT would spare no effort to prevent a recurrence of Thursday’s incident, and will look into the incident management plan and crowd management.

She also said that she would consider calls by some for resignation to take responsibility.

I am sure Ms Saw and her team at SMRT are going through a tough period now, working hard to improve our public transport system.

Nonetheless, a little humour won’t hurt to lighten the tension Ms Saw is facing (this blog post is obviously written tongue-in-cheek). I am sure she knows the right and fair things to do after a thorough investigation of the incident.

Who was the hero who smashed SMRT train window yesterday during the breakdown?

Was it an Alien?

The new, upcoming Alien movie was shot in Singapore, set in a SMRT train (image via EDMW)
The new Alien movie was shot in Singapore, set in a SMRT train (image via EDMW)

Or was it an Angry Bird?

Angry Bird LIVE! Only on SMRT trains!
Angry Bird LIVE! Only on SMRT trains! (image via EDMW)

Or was it the Incredible Hulk?

Bruce Banner transformed into the Incredible Hulk to rescue SMRT passengers (image via EDMW)
Bruce Banner was so angry he turned into the Incredible Hulk (image via EDMW)

Answer:

Local hero on Lianhe Wanbao headline today
Local hero on Lianhe Wanbao headline today
The same hero was also featured in Shin Min Daily headline today
The same hero was also featured in Shin Min Daily headline today

It was a 31 year-old Singaporean insurance agent. Well done dude. I sewriously hope SMRT would not slap him with a fine for vandalism as the act was committed under extreme circumstances.

Priest Aaron Tan’s 牛奶都喝不够 Techno Remix

Anyway want to drink some "Sticky Milk"?
Anyway want to drink some "Sticky Milk"?

It’s finally here! The long awaited TECHNO REMIX of Aaron Tan’s Facebook video rant!

By my talented buddy, Yong Wei:

Do check out also, Mr Brown‘s hilarious trolling video on the Aaron Tan saga:

I have changed my Facebook name to Alvin Hosehbo Wantyouonly Bangthewall. If you want to be very Satki on Facebook, change to a long long name too and join this Facebook group I set up for like-minded Satki people. 🙂

Adelyn Hosehbo and Nina Wantyouonly

The infamous Adelyn Hosehbo and the recently famous Nina Wantyouonly (thanks to her talented video-star/gangster ex-boyfriend, Aaron Tan)… are FRIENDS?

Look who is giving Nina moral support on Facebook. Surprised?

Adelyn Hosehbo and Nina Wantyouonly found true friendship on Facebook
Adelyn Hosehbo and Nina Wantyouonly found true friendship on Facebook