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Kungfu vs Yoga

Ever wonder what it would be like if we pit kungfu masters against a yoga guru? Here’s the result, a comedy:

The way the Indian guy bends his body is really freaky. Makes me seriously wonder if he even have bones.

BTW, anyone happen to know which retro chinese kungfu movie this was taken from? I don’t recognise the two chinese actors – don’t suppose they were ever famous before ya?

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Suntory Time

Make it Suntory time, with these amazing Japanese whiskey commercials from the ’80s. As seen on AltJapan.

The visuals and directions are extremely mind-boggling and strange. Maybe they were depicting the kind of mental imageries that will appear in your head when you are 200% drunk on Suntory whiskey.

This first one shows an eclectic mix of Japanese and Chinese culture, together with Dracula:

This one stars a fat, bald fire-eater, a dwarf with angel wings and a ringmaster:

This one is in Spain, Barcelona with a multiple-eyes octopus, Kamen Rider, a woman with a giant head dancing salsa:

This one has Duran Duran acting like retards:

This last one has Sean Connery in it:

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How not to smudge your iPhone

phone fingers

Found this website selling phone fingers to prevent smudging on iPhones… Don’t know if it’s real or not, but I sincerely hope it’s not!

Please lah, a phone is a phone is a phone!

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World’s Creepiest Halloween Mask

Michael Jackson mask

With Halloween just round the corner, have you bought your costume yet? I have one recommendation that is guaranteed to make you the creepiest costumed character of the night: Michael Jackson. Nuff said. 🙂

Available for USD$30, shipping not included.

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HidePinkShirtGuy.com

Pink Shirt GuyTalk about retarded websites. I bet this is one of the top ten – HidePinkShirtGuy.com.

It is a silly web shrine for this “pink shirt guy” (who else?) supposedly seen plastered on pictures and videos all over the Internet. Maybe I don’t surf the web a lot – because I only saw this pink shirt dude the first time when I log on the website!

Here’s what the site says:

It all started with a picture posted on the internet. Call it Photoshopped or call it real, Pink Shirt Guy is sure to make you question exactly what the hell is going on?

The mass forum populations across the internet thought that it was a hysterical picture for many reasons. His demeanor is calm and collective, his attire is smooth and refreshing, and he would be deemed Pink Shirt Guy.

His face has been morphed into other pictures, and ultimately a YouTube video was created by a forum member to showcase these altered photos so that hilarity would ensue. And it did…

What do you think? Is the story convincing? It think the owners/creators of the website are just trying to milk publicity themselves, by creating a fictitious character themselves.

By the way, they even created a retarded video based on the pink shirt dude to make it more convincing:

What the hell is going on?

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White Ninja web comic

White Ninja Forensic Investigator
White Ninja is a the Forensic Investigator

Read more White Ninja comic strips HERE.

I discovered this badly drawn web comic a few years back.

According to the website:

White Ninja Comics are not for the weak of mind. They are a brilliant satirical commentary on controversial worldly issues.

They can be enjoyed on many levels. Scholars, Philosophers, and the like, who possess the intellect to analyze and break down the comics to their hidden, and often devious, roots, will enjoy White Ninja to its fullest degree. Others, like you and I, however, can still enjoy the comics for their light-hearted surface humour and funny drawings.

Which of course is all bullshit.

It is a badly drawn web comic where the stories make no sense and are 99% of the time, retarded. Full stop.

Yet strangely, people are drawn to it. For me, it is because I used to draw such retarded white and black ninja stuff when I was in kindergarten and primary school. Reading these comic strips retard my mental stage back to at least two decades back.

If I were to nail down it’s appeal – I believe it is because White Ninja relate to the child who refuse to grow up in all adults. We all want to be young again lah.

It’s updated daily. Do have a read when you feel like becoming a kid again.

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Powderful Engrish

Engrish.com

This one is classic. ‘Nuff said.

Visit www.engrish.com for more of such bad engrish.

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