The Queen of Eygpt on her way to Singapore to become CEO of SMRTThe Queen of Egypt meets the Rajah of IndiaTrain Disruption? It's okay, if you have your own entourage of muscle slaves to carry you aroundInspecting poor peasants who have to queue to board SMRT shuttle buses after train breakdownEmbarking on a SMRT tunnel walkLook who's inside the SMRT train track?Inspecting SMRT tunnelInspecting the beautiful free grafitti on SMRT trainShopping at Orchard RoadInspecting Kim Jong Il's dead bodyRecruiting Ewoks to repair SMRT trainsThe best mode of transport to evade ERPInspecting SMRT buses to ensure the drivers know their bus routesFinal destination.My all-time favourite: How Ms Saw made the Angry Birds angry...
Who needs those imported A&F male models when I can have my own entourage of naked men?
All pictures via EDMW, allegedly taken 2 months ago at a SMRT Dinner & Dance event at Resort World Sentosa.
Other than being a Taiji Grandmaster, SMRT CEO Saw Phaik Hwa also enjoys playing queen to an entourage of bare-bodied muscle men:
SMRT throne - sit here and you can control Singapore's public transportSatki factor 100%The Queen waiting to be carried onto her throneTrain breakdown? It's okay, these muscled men are here!Hail the Queen!
After a breakdown of the Circle Line on Thursday and the North-South line yesterday; SMRT scored a magnificent hat trick with another breakdown on the North-South line this morning. Check out the Twitter hashtag, #SMRTruinslivesto learn of the latest news development. SMRT is on a winning streak; there may be more breakdowns to come.
My friend and fellow blogger, Kevin, made this tribute video for SMRT to celebrate their victory in continuously ruining people’s lives for three days in a row. It is sung to the tune of the Christmas classic, “Jingle Bells” to go with the festive season. Enjoy:
Btw, do check out the fantastic double SMRT headline news this evening on both our Chinese evening papers:
SMRT Ruins Lives on today's Lianhe Wanbao headline newsSMRT Ruins Lives on today's Shin Min Daily headline news
If you are interested to find out more on how #SMRTruinslives, reports, videos and pictures are available via omy.sg below:
“Ms Saw is an ardent practitioner of taiji and sits on the Council of the Singapore Jian Chuan Tai Chi Chuan Physical Culture Association as President and as Vice President on the Executive Committee of the International Wu Style Tai Chi Chuan Federation. She is also appointed as Governor for Singapore and Malaysia for the international body of Wu’s Tai Chi Chuan Academy as well as 3rd Vice Chairman of Singapore Wushu Dragon & Lion Dance Federation.”
In today’s news, SMRT CEO Saw Phaik Hwa apologised to commuters for the five-hour long train disruption on yesterday evening.
Ms Saw promised that SMRT would spare no effort to prevent a recurrence of Thursday’s incident, and will look into the incident management plan and crowd management.
She also said that she would consider calls by some for resignation to take responsibility.
I am sure Ms Saw and her team at SMRT are going through a tough period now, working hard to improve our public transport system.
Nonetheless, a little humour won’t hurt to lighten the tension Ms Saw is facing (this blog post is obviously written tongue-in-cheek). I am sure she knows the right and fair things to do after a thorough investigation of the incident.
The new Alien movie was shot in Singapore, set in a SMRT train (image via EDMW)
Or was it an Angry Bird?
Angry Bird LIVE! Only on SMRT trains! (image via EDMW)
Or was it the Incredible Hulk?
Bruce Banner was so angry he turned into the Incredible Hulk (image via EDMW)
Answer:
Local hero on Lianhe Wanbao headline todayThe same hero was also featured in Shin Min Daily headline today
It was a 31 year-old Singaporean insurance agent. Well done dude. I sewriously hope SMRT would not slap him with a fine for vandalism as the act was committed under extreme circumstances.