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Transports Woes in Singapore

Everybody needs to commute.

We need to commute to work, commute to school, commute to get our groceries, commute to visit friends, commute to see a doctor, etc. Commuting is an essential part of our life, much like breathing air.

Transports woes can inflict a lot of pain and inconvenience to the average Singaporeans. I am worried our government do not seem to grasp this.

In other developed countries, public transport improve and gets better over the years. In Singapore, it has been deteriorating and getting worse over the past few years.

Frankly, I do not mind if fares for public transport are raised by twice or even thrice the current rate – that is if the services are worth the fare rises.

All I want is a comfortable and reliable commuting experience.

Is this too much to ask from our government?

If the current two white elephant public transport operators are unable to provide these, are there really no other alternatives?

With COE prices pushing record high (COE prices breach $90,000 mark at latest tender, 19 Apr 2012, Straits Times), the poor and the middle-income are priced out of the car market. The rich can afford to buy multiple cars to play around with, yet family with many kids or elderly who need a car the most are unable to afford.

The trains keep breaking down – 5 times in the last week (MRT breakdowns, like floods, are now part of Singapore life, 20 Apr 2012, Yahoo! News). In fact, it breaks down so much nobody seems to bother keeping track anymore.

Seriously, why bother? There is nothing we ordinary Singaporeans can do about it as there are only two public transport operators in Singapore monopolizing the market. As consumers, we cannot vote with our wallets, but are demand inelastic.

One option is to buy a car. Can you afford one? I can’t.

How about taking a bus?

The buses are always late, irregular or extremely overcrowded. Yet our two public transport operators, SBS and SMRT got away with a fine of just $100 and $300 each for their breaches on overcrowding regulations (SMRT and SBS fined over overcrowded buses, 21 Apr 2012, Straits Times). If I am the CEO of SMRT or SBS, I would just pay the fine. Why bother improving services if you can get away by just paying pocket changes?

How about taking a cab?

Try flagging for one between the “non-peak” hours of 9am to 6pm. Good luck to you.

I am thankful my workplace is just two bus services away from my home currently. I dread commuting in Singapore nowadays.

Yet what can I do?

I can only suffer in silence, for I still need to commute daily, just like I need to breath air.

Minister Lui Tuck Yew, dear sir, I like the strong statement from you seen on the cover of Lianhe Wanbao today:

Lianhe Wanbao cover, 21 Apr 2012
Lianhe Wanbao cover, 21 Apr 2012

Sir, as a humble minion who needs to commute by either SMRT or SBS daily, I sincerely hope you will be the beacon of light to lead us to the end of the tunnel for our transport woes.

Thank you.

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[Internet Meme] Where have you seen Ms Saw Phaik Hwa?

Via EDMW. I did not photoshop these pictures ah.

The meme was inspired by the stunning image of SMRT CEO Saw Phaik Hwa dressed up as Cleopatra and carried on a throne by an entourage of half-naked men.

You are welcome to contribute if you are interested. Here’s the link to the transparent background template file.

A few of my favourites:

The Queen of Eygpt on her way to Singapore to become CEO of SMRT
The Queen of Eygpt on her way to Singapore to become CEO of SMRT
The Queen of Egypt meets the Rajah of India
The Queen of Egypt meets the Rajah of India
Train Disruption? It's okay, if you have your own entourage of muscle slaves to carry you around
Train Disruption? It's okay, if you have your own entourage of muscle slaves to carry you around
Inspecting poor peasants who have to queue to board SMRT shuttle buses after train breakdown
Inspecting poor peasants who have to queue to board SMRT shuttle buses after train breakdown
Embarking on a SMRT tunnel walk
Embarking on a SMRT tunnel walk
Look who's inside the SMRT train track?
Look who's inside the SMRT train track?
Inspecting SMRT tunnel
Inspecting SMRT tunnel
Inspecting the beautiful free grafitti on SMRT train
Inspecting the beautiful free grafitti on SMRT train
Shopping at Orchard Road
Shopping at Orchard Road
Inspecting Kim Jong Il's dead body
Inspecting Kim Jong Il's dead body
Recruiting Ewoks to repair SMRT trains
Recruiting Ewoks to repair SMRT trains
The best mode of transport to evade ERP
The best mode of transport to evade ERP
Inspecting SMRT buses to ensure the drivers know their bus routes
Inspecting SMRT buses to ensure the drivers know their bus routes
Final destination.
Final destination.
My all-time favourite: How Ms Saw made the Angry Birds angry...
My all-time favourite: How Ms Saw made the Angry Birds angry...

Meet the Queen of SMRT Saw Phaik Hwa

Who needs those A&F models when I can have my own entourage of naked men?
Who needs those imported A&F male models when I can have my own entourage of naked men?

All pictures via EDMW, allegedly taken 2 months ago at a SMRT Dinner & Dance event at Resort World Sentosa.

Other than being a Taiji Grandmaster, SMRT CEO Saw Phaik Hwa also enjoys playing queen to an entourage of bare-bodied muscle men:

SMRT throne - sit here and you can control Singapore's public transport
SMRT throne - sit here and you can control Singapore's public transport
Satki factor 100%
Satki factor 100%
The Queen waiting to be carried onto her throne
The Queen waiting to be carried onto her throne
Train breakdown? It's okay, these muscled men are here!
Train breakdown? It's okay, these muscled men are here!
Hail the Queen!
Hail the Queen!

Tribute Music Video: SMRT Ruins Lives (to the tune of Jingle Bells)

After a breakdown of the Circle Line on Thursday and the North-South line yesterday; SMRT scored a magnificent hat trick with another breakdown on the North-South line this morning. Check out the Twitter hashtag, #SMRTruinslives to learn of the latest news development. SMRT is on a winning streak; there may be more breakdowns to come.

My friend and fellow blogger, Kevin, made this tribute video for SMRT to celebrate their victory in continuously ruining people’s lives for three days in a row. It is sung to the tune of the Christmas classic, “Jingle Bells” to go with the festive season. Enjoy:

Btw, do check out the fantastic double SMRT headline news this evening on both our Chinese evening papers:

SMRT Ruins Lives on today's Lianhe Wanbao headline news
SMRT Ruins Lives on today's Lianhe Wanbao headline news
SMRT Ruins Lives on today's Shin Min Daily headline news
SMRT Ruins Lives on today's Shin Min Daily headline news

If you are interested to find out more on how #SMRTruinslives, reports, videos and pictures are available via omy.sg below:

南北线地铁 今早又瘫痪 (North-South line is down again this morning)

南北线地铁 今南北线及东西线地铁明日10点运行 (North-South and East-West lines to start operation at 10am tomorrow)

南北地铁线故障5小时 交通瘫痪画面记录 (Video footage of North-South line breakdown on Thursday)

SMRT解答公众四大疑问 (SMRT answers four main public queries)

地铁瘫痪是因供电轨严重受损 (SMRT explains cause of Thursday North-South line breakdown)

吕德耀:地铁事故“极其严重” (Lui Tuck Yew: The SMRT breakdowns are “very very serious”)

地铁故障赚钱良机 SMRT道歉 (SMRT apologies for insensitive “Income Opportunity” message to cab drivers)

SMRT CEO apologises for train disruption

True Story: SMRT President & CEO Saw Phaik Hwa is an Ardent Practitioner of Taiji

"Seawiciously" hor
"Seawiciously" hor

It is stated on SMRT‘s own Board of Directors page on their coporate website:

“Ms Saw is an ardent practitioner of taiji and sits on the Council of the Singapore Jian Chuan Tai Chi Chuan Physical Culture Association as President and as Vice President on the Executive Committee of the International Wu Style Tai Chi Chuan Federation. She is also appointed as Governor for Singapore and Malaysia for the international body of Wu’s Tai Chi Chuan Academy as well as 3rd Vice Chairman of Singapore Wushu Dragon & Lion Dance Federation.”

In today’s news, SMRT CEO Saw Phaik Hwa apologised to commuters for the five-hour long train disruption on yesterday evening.

Ms Saw promised that SMRT would spare no effort to prevent a recurrence of Thursday’s incident, and will look into the incident management plan and crowd management.

She also said that she would consider calls by some for resignation to take responsibility.

I am sure Ms Saw and her team at SMRT are going through a tough period now, working hard to improve our public transport system.

Nonetheless, a little humour won’t hurt to lighten the tension Ms Saw is facing (this blog post is obviously written tongue-in-cheek). I am sure she knows the right and fair things to do after a thorough investigation of the incident.