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Phua Chu Kang mimicking Ris Low

My English is better than Ris Low!
My English is better than Ris Low!

Our favourite yellow boot fashionista contractor is back for a new season on television.

Check out Phua Chu Kang‘s spoof video, mimicking Singapore’s favourite dethroned beauty queen, Ris Low:

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Ris Low’s Chinese Interview

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The Terminator

I believe most people had already seen dethroned Miss Singapore World 2009, Ris Low’s “outstanding” English interview. Have you seen her Chinese interview?

Here’s an interview which she did recently with omy.sg where she spoke in Chinese:

To be fair to Miss Low, her Chinese isn’t half as bad as her English. She also appears to be  sincere and earnest in the interview. Makes me feel kind of sorry for her for all the bad press she has been getting lately. What do you think?

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Ris Low to retake exam, undergo stricter probation laws

Ris Low loves to appear to newspaper covers
Ris Low loves to appear to newspaper covers

There seems to be no end to the controversies surrounding recently dethroned Miss Singapore World 2009, Ris Low.

The latest news is that Ris has been barred from shopping alone and also made to retake her exams at a private educational institution she studied in.

A district court ordered that she be accompanied by a relative when shopping. It was among stricter terms imposed on her yesterday, in a regular review of her progress during her 24 months’ probation.

With regards on her having to retake her exams, Ris had been found with some notes inside her pencil case during the original examination in August this year, said her lawyer, Mr Sng Kheng Huat.

You can read the full reports on omy.sg:

Stricter probation laws for Ris Low

Ris Low has to retake exam

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Quoteworthy – Ris Low

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The Terminator

“I’ll be back. Not everybody can be on the world stage that belongs just to you.”

ex-Miss Singapore World 2009, Ris Low

Source: Who will represent S’pore? (Straits Times, Page A3, 30 Sep 2009)

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Ris Low Spoof Videos

Vooms! Its all about ME!
Vooms! It's all about ME!

I did not make all these Ris Low spoof videos ah…. if want to scold people please go visit Mr Brown, Yongwei, sgcannotmakeit or EDMW forum. Got these three videos from there respectively.

The mrbrown show: so hot (boomz remix) MV


sgcannotmakeit: Boom De Ya Da – Ris Low (Singapore)

ac3knight: Ris Low (Miss World Singapore 2009) – “Boom Boom BOOMZ!”

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Philippines’ Lauren Caitlin Upton

We all remember Lauren Caitlin Upton don’t we? She was last year’s Miss South Carolina contesting for the title of Miss Teen USA 2007. I am sure every remember this video where she demonstrated how clueless she was about world maps. 🙂

Well, this year, there’s a Filipino beauty contestant, Janina San Miguel, Binibining Pilipinas 2008 – World, who aspires to beat Miss Upton to hold the Guinness World Record for the world’s dumbest answer to a question in a beauty pageant.

Check out the full video here:

Here’s the full transcript:

Paolo Bediones: Janina, how are you?

Janina San Miguel: I’m fine.

Paolo Bediones: Alright, so you won two of the major awards – Best in Long Gown, Best in Swimsuit, do you feel any pressure right now?

Janina San Miguel: No, I don’t feel any pressure right now.

Paolo Bediones: Confident! Alright! Please choose a name of the judge.

Paolo Bediones: We have Miss Vivienne Tan.

Vivienne Tan: Good Evening.

Janina San Miguel: Good Evening.

Vivienne Tan: The question is, what role did your family play to you as candidate to Binibining Pilinas?

Janina San Miguel: Well, my family’s role for me is so important b’coz there was the wa- they’re, they was the one who’s… very… Hahahaha… Oh I’m so sorry, Ahhmm… My pamily… My family… Oh my god… I’m… (Paolo Bediones: Pwede ka magtagalog,ok lang) Ok, I’m so sorry… I… I told you that I’m so confident… Eto, Ahhmm, Wait… Hahahaha, Ahmmm, Sorry guys because this was really my first pageant ever b’coz I’m only 17 years old and ahahaha I, I did not expect that I came from, I came from one of the taf 10. Hmmm, so… but I said dot my family is the most important persons in my life. Thank you.

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Tributes to Miss Stupid Dumb Blonde

Blogged about Miss South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton, from Miss Teen USA, in a previous entry. Here’s a video spoof on her trying to call for an ambulance. Cruel but hilarious at the same time.

Here’s another one educating the whole world on the importance of maps:

Another one which parodied her parents’ responses:

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